Will You Snail?

Dear humans,
I would like to inform you that I’m superior to you. All of you are doomed, and this game is an opportunity to show my superiority.Why is it that you should play this?
To entertain me. The game was created to entertain me personally… You can try it. Humans become frustrated easily… pathetic.What does it mean to play this game?
This is a platformer with a touch of skills. The game is about a small snail (you) in a bid to take down a true god (me).What else can you expect in this video game?
Enjoy 3 hours with me (an exclusive deal I might add).Precise actions platforming. A amount of dying laughing at the illusions and accomplishments of beating me in the end. An enjoyable little puzzle to unravel…the purpose of existence
It is so hard to patiently wait for assistance in finding out the truth…
We’ll be waiting for you on the opposite side,
Squid