Flintstones Porno Story: Who indeed thought of Fruity Pebbles Chapter 1

I do not own the
Flintstones or any of its products. This is just a short made up
story. Some of it might be funny. Well enjoy.

Remember those times
when you were five years old and you would have Fruity Pebbles for
breakfast? Well hasnt anyone wondered who thought of it? (No, I
dont mean the Post Cereal Company) I mean the character. Who would
have thought of this cereal? Fred or Barney? Well lets go back to
Bedrock and see.

It all started in
Barney Rubbles House. He and Fred were sitting down doing nothing.
They were bored out of their minds. Suddenly Barney got an idea.

Hey Fred. Would if
we made something? he said

Yeah like what?
he replied

How about some
cereal?

Cereal?

Yeah, we can send
this to our food companies, make a contract, and boom well have
the next popular thing for children in Bedrock.

Barney thats the
stupidest idea Ive ever heard.

Oh yeah, lets see
you come up with one.

I already have.

Really? Whats it
called?

Its called
Getting up and going home.

And with that, Fred
marched out of the Rubbles home, leaving poor Barney alone. Betty
walked in from the back carrying in groceries.

Whats the matter
with you? she asked

Oh nothing. I was
just thinking. Let me help you with that, Barney replied

A few days later, Fred
was called to a business meeting at Slate N. Co. He has never been
called into his bosss meetings before. As he entered, he saw a few
men in suits. And

Mr. Slate pulled up a
chair for him.

Sit down here
Flintstone, he said

Fred did as he asked.
He sat down facing his boss and these men who he had no idea who they
were.

This is one of my
employers, Mr. Flintstone and he is quite a hard worker, said Mr.
Slate

Why thank you sir,
said Fred

Quiet Flintstone!
Im not done talking. As I was saying, he is a hard worker and
sometimes surprises me with big ideas.

I do?

Shush! Anyways
gentlemen, tell him what kind of idea you need.

One of the men stood up
and stood before Fred. Fred was a bit terrified to see that he was
taller than him.

Flintstone, we are
from the Bedrock Food Inc. and we need an idea for a new product,
the man said

At first Fred was
afraid to speak, but then he remembered what Barney told him.

Um, well I do have
this crazy idea. How about a cereal called Fruity Pebbles?
he said

Fruity Pebbles? All
you can think of is cereal? complained Mr. Slate

No, that sounds like
a fun childrens product, said the men

I agree, said the
others

I also agree,
sucked up Mr. Slate

Before they left, Fred
had signed a contract with the men and they shook hands. Freds
idea was going to put him on TV and make some cash. Mr. Slate
apologized to Fred for being so jumpy and he was invited to one of
his parties coming up. Fred accepted and he went back to work. Later
on, when he arrived at home, he told Wilma about the company that
came to his job and that he was in a contract for their new product.

Fred, thats
wonderful, said Wilma

Pebbles crawled over
and hugged her daddy. She was happy for him. He picked her up and
told her some of the stuff that he can buy her. Pebbles became
excited. Wilma went to the phone.

Wilma, who are you
calling? asked Fred

Barney and Betty,
they should know about this, she replied

No!

Why not?

I want them to be
surprised.

Oh, alright. Well
have it your way.

A few weeks later,
Fruity Pebbles was aired on TV, with Fred holding the box explaining
how tasty it is. When Barney saw it, he was outraged. That was his
idea, not Freds. How the heck did he get on TV? Barney couldnt
figure it out, but he had to do something. Betty was excited. She
went over to see Wilma. She explained to her that Fred wanted to
leave it a surprise. Betty was thrilled, but her husband wasnt. In
fact, the minute it appeared on his TV, he left. Betty didnt
understand why. A couple more days have passed and Fruity Pebbles was
a smash in Bedrock. Fred had many fans and he even made some new
friends. As for Barney, he kept himself locked in a bedroom thinking
of a way to get back at Fred for stealing his idea. Betty was so
worried about her husband. She tried everything to get him to come
out, but she failed. She eventually gave up and went on with her
duties. Bam-Bam felt a little miserable. He was really missing his
daddy.

Then one night, Barney
thought of an idea. An idea that would be unexpected to Fred and to
everyone else. The next day, Fred was shooting another commercial for
Fruity Pebbles. Just before he could finish his line, Barney swooped
in from a vine and took the cereal.

BARNEY! MY PEBBLES!
Fred shouted.

Cut! That was
perfect! said the director

It was?

Of course it was.
Someone tries to steal your cereal is genius. Thatll just make
this product more popular!

So Barney was asked to
steal the cereal from Fred. The commercials were so great, that the
people in Bedrock continued to love Fruity Pebbles. Barney was
satisfied that his plan had worked, however, Fred was angry that his
friend would stoop so low to do something like this to him. They
continued to make more and more commercials. The more they did, the
more Fred became angry. Wilma and Betty were proud of both of them,
but little did they know that they werent doing this out of
friendship. A few years rolled by and Fruity Pebbles was still at
top. Fred couldnt take this cereal stealing anymore. The night
before his big commercial, he packed his bags and left Bedrock. He
never came back. Barney had felt terrible after that and he felt that
he made his friends leave. Eventually Barney confessed to Wilma and
Betty that he was trying to get back at Fred for stealing his idea.

Fred was never seen
again. Now some say he left the country and went to Mexico and became
a hat dancer. (Boy what a lousy ending) and they all lived happily
ever after sort of (Is that better?)

THE END

Okay,
this is probably one of the stupidest stories I ever came up with. I
was so bored that I had to do something. Besides it was better
thought of in my mind. No one has to leave comments to this lousy
story. Oh no, I forgot Cocoa Pebbles!